Starf*cker Ian Thomas Healy

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Starf*cker  by  Ian Thomas Healy

Starf*cker by Ian Thomas Healy
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Once, John Irish was a legend in the porn industry, partying with the likes of John Holmes, Peter North, Nina Hartley, and Seka, but now hes on the far side of fifty, and Ron Jeremy wont even return his phone calls. Desperate for any kind of payingMoreOnce, John Irish was a legend in the porn industry, partying with the likes of John Holmes, Peter North, Nina Hartley, and Seka, but now hes on the far side of fifty, and Ron Jeremy wont even return his phone calls. Desperate for any kind of paying work, hes sunk to the level of bit roles in grade-Z porn and is even considering applying to work at Wal-Mart, when hot-blooded starlet Mindy Copperhead comes into his life.

He quickly discovers shes far more than a simple blowjob artist, but is in fact an advance scout for a distant alien race, sent to Earth to find...him. Her race is embroiled in an interstellar war and losing badly. Her Queen became enamored with a movie in which John appeared, called Starfucker, and sent her scout to find him and bring him back to her, ostensibly to help her repopulate their dying planet.

Thus John finds himself mixed up in a crazy, sexy adventure which makes even the most gonzo porn seem tame by comparison. In a civilization where skills can be learned via injections, danger lurks around every corner, and intrigue is as common as breakfast, John must get to the bottom of the mystery behind the war, as long as it doesnt kill him first, or at least break a hip.Youll have a really hard time selling this one.--J.A. Kazimer, author of Curses! A F---ked-Up Fairy TaleReally, Ian, I thought we raised you better than this.--E.

Colcannon, the authors motherI would whole-heartedly give this book my highest recommendation, if I werent, in fact, dead.--The Spirit of Douglas Adams, contacted via seance, author of The Hitchhikers Guide to the GalaxyHow did you get this number?

Stop calling me! I sold it all to Disney already!--George Lucas



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